How Vampires Turned Gardens Into Travel Coffins

Old vampires run on terroir—a precise microbial and mineral signature from the dirt where they first died. Blood and bone meal spiked with a homeland pinch clones that signature in any grow bed. The rhizosphere delivers the goods. Cannabis accelerates the whole system: fast cycles, trichome resins for UV buffering, cannabinoids to smooth frenzy. Result: home-field advantage everywhere, stealth feeding, and crews who drift into quiet thrall.